Sup bloggers, it’s me James Nation, and today I’ve decided to tell a new story since everyone has been hounded me on the street: “JAMES PLEASE MAKE A NEW BLOG,” “JAMES I AM CHECKING YOUR BLOG EVERY DAY PLEASE JAMES PLEASE MY LIFE IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT YOUR BLOG” and I really appreciate the love I’ve been receiving but you guys need to stop attaching your entire emotional and physical state to the release of my blogs.
On that note, I’ve decided to tell yet another story today, but in memory of last night's blood moon since I totally missed it and thought it was today.
“How would you feel,” said the Moon, looking at the Earth so big and blue, “if you were a newt?”
The Earth smiled, but it was just like North America as the grin with the United Kingdom and Madagascar as the eyes. It asked “What’s a newt?”
The Moon laughed at the Earth, who got a little bit self-conscious asking, “What’s so funny?”
“I dunno, it’s like a type of lizard, but I think it’s actually technically an amphibian- but it looks like a lizard,” said the Moon, “You’re covered in them!”
The Earth looked confused, “I am?”
“Yeah, of course you are, you have been for millions of years,” the Moon was shocked, “how have you not realized?”
“I don’t know” the Earth was shocked at itself, “where are all these newts?”
The Moon squinted really hard and explained, “really anywhere on land with water, sometimes in the rainforests, streams, meadows, they’re all over.”
“Oh,” said the Earth, “I thought I was just grey and covered in craters.”
“Why would you think that?” asked the Moon.
“Because that's what you look like.”
“It is?”
The Earth squinted back, “Yeah”
The Moon looked rather confused, “Do you at least see any Newts?”